shaybaaay:

natawhat:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

babygoatsandfriends:

Koalas having an argument.

if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance

they sound like fuzzy bike horns

oh…my… god

"I’m Out for literally FIVE MINUTES! And you fuck everything up….. FIVE MINUTES!"

outofcontextdnd:

~ Our party leader after returning from a private conversation.

shadowofthelamp:

Can you imagine the shit Zonic would have to go through if all the Sonic canons were Primes in their own alt-verses

Like one day Zonic is talking to Sonic and he gripes that ‘S-X-Prime had a problem with fake emeralds but nobody up at HQ could figure out what happened to him’ and Sonic asks ‘wait…

waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

snarkhunts:

asexual and aromantic visibility is So Important because I’ve never seen a single aro/ace self-discovery story that didn’t include some variation of the phrase “I thought I was broken.” 

zilleniose:

FULL VIEW if tumblr is being a butt
what if bill tried to conjure his own physical body but could only manage this size
he really only likes grape because the fruit on the box is shaped like a triangle

zilleniose:

FULL VIEW if tumblr is being a butt

what if bill tried to conjure his own physical body but could only manage this size

he really only likes grape because the fruit on the box is shaped like a triangle

pivotgrab:

blackbanshee:

shinobimagi:

rallyyy:

By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing

I am pleased as fuck

PLEASE

batter-sempai:

thevelvetbunnyrabbit:

DO NOT FUCK THE CLOCK


DO NOT FUCK THE ANIMATRONICS


DO NOT FUCK THE TRIANGLE

Tumblr has an obsession with wanting to fuck cute but horrific sharply dressed inanimate objects.

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werewolf1992:

warpedpoint:

I don’t even know why I’m doing these sometimes. I think maybe because the audio has to be heard to be believed.

he rolls his r’s for a full month before he even says the word