when someone tries taking food from your plate
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME
[tails voice] I will fucking destroy you
dis nigga, going places.
Ready for the hunger games.
He shot his arrow… IN MIDAIR
THROUGH THEIR CROTCH
Strategic hand placement. ;)
Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.
"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”